so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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