Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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