I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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