Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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