i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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