I love black thongs
id be glad to
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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