I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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Do I have a choice?
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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