sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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