is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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