remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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