What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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