So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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