Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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