Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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