Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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