It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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