I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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