Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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