I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Last time i carry you out of a forest
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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