Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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