i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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