I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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