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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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