We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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