Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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