Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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