My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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