Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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