Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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