Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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