I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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