why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
they're like a gay fantastic four
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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