dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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