Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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