Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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