that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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