singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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