After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
This baby is an asshole
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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