I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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