I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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