talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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