Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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