Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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