the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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