Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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