but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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