he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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