she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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