i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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