Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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