You're completely useless in the revolution.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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