as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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