drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Bring me that man meat
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
