Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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