we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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