also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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